Here's a teaser trailer for Season 2 from HBO
Hmm.
Thursday, 23 June 2011
Thursday, 16 June 2011
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win, or you die.
It's been a while, mainly because we're in the long dry spell for US TV, while they work out what's worked this year - the Walking Dead, Broadwalk Empire, and what didn't - the unloved Event and Rubicon, which I confess, I liked and watched, but I always seemed to fall asleep in the middle of each episode (not a good sign). One programme that's had my attention since day one is Game of Thrones.
I'll come back to that title sequence in a mo - first up, let me make something absolutely clear.
I thought I was going to hate it
Fantasy pretty much leaves me cold.
Yes, I read The Hobbit when I was 10, and endured a few hours of Dungeons and Dragons as a teenager (for the love of God, why? It wasn't my idea, and I hated every single second)
So, I had no intention whatsoever of watching this show when I saw the Sky trailers, despite the promise of gratuitous nudity, heaving bosoms and guaranteed shagging (Spartacus Blood-and Sand-style) in every episode. It's based on the Song of Fire and Ice novels by the US author George RR Martin, and there's a reason why it's like crack for fantasy saddos, having sold more than six million copies in the states and 7 million worldwide,
It's simply bloody good. Fantasy without any of the crap.
No Elves, Orcs, Wizards, bloody boring walking trees, here be dragons, hey nonny nonny, chunky jumpers, open-toed sandals, "hey look, I've named my house Rivendell" big orange eye-in-the-sky bad Smeagol shite. Someone recently described the show as "The Sopranos in Middle Earth" but it's better than that. Chances are that if you like Battlestar, The Godfather or Goodfellas, are you'll like this.
It's set in the mythical Kingdom of Westeros, which looks a bit like this:
It's like a large, stereotypical version of the UK, with extreme weather, frozen, haunted wastes north of a giant wall, a grim north (seriously), a despicable, backstabbing and hot south, mad weird lands of the east, and rich and vicious westerners.
The land's made up of seven warring lands barely held together by King Robert Baratheon, played by the magnificent Mark Addy. He's clearly wasted in those crappy Tesco adverts. Just look at him here. Wot a geezer.
As I mentioned a moment ago, there are 7 kingdoms run by different families, each with banners, showing a different animal and family sayings for each (see below)
You get the idea - now scroll back up again and rewatch the title sequence vid. The banners next to the name of each actor are set, according to their house (and I think the one of the Queen and the Heir to the throne, change from the Baratheon stag to Lannister lion, because they're both). Each family also has very strong physical characteristics. The title map sequence also changes each time we're introduced to a new place that's integral to the plot. I like little touches like that.
Hmm. I seriously think my OCD is playing up.
There's a cracking, Brit-heavy cast, led by Sean Bean (or as my in-laws call him, Seen Been) as Lord Edard (Ned) Stark. Basically he rules the North, and is the most honourable man in existence - and as Mr T would say, he's a damn fool. Frankly old Sean's not Sharpe anymore, but is still clearly a bit of a chap and a hard bastard in real life. He got punched and stabbed outside a pub this week while defending his woman's honour - but felt nowt).
The rest of the cast is a bloody treat, Lena Headey does her angry tuff (unloved) Queen-bit again (unloved by the King, that is), Her father is played by a very scary Charles Dance and the fantastic Peter Dinklage is her younger brother Tyrion (the Imp), who literally steals every single scene he's in. That man has never been bad in anything he's done.
Anyway, catch it while you can - it's brilliant.
I'll come back to that title sequence in a mo - first up, let me make something absolutely clear.
I thought I was going to hate it
Fantasy pretty much leaves me cold.
Yes, I read The Hobbit when I was 10, and endured a few hours of Dungeons and Dragons as a teenager (for the love of God, why? It wasn't my idea, and I hated every single second)
So, I had no intention whatsoever of watching this show when I saw the Sky trailers, despite the promise of gratuitous nudity, heaving bosoms and guaranteed shagging (Spartacus Blood-and Sand-style) in every episode. It's based on the Song of Fire and Ice novels by the US author George RR Martin, and there's a reason why it's like crack for fantasy saddos, having sold more than six million copies in the states and 7 million worldwide,
It's simply bloody good. Fantasy without any of the crap.
No Elves, Orcs, Wizards, bloody boring walking trees, here be dragons, hey nonny nonny, chunky jumpers, open-toed sandals, "hey look, I've named my house Rivendell" big orange eye-in-the-sky bad Smeagol shite. Someone recently described the show as "The Sopranos in Middle Earth" but it's better than that. Chances are that if you like Battlestar, The Godfather or Goodfellas, are you'll like this.
It's set in the mythical Kingdom of Westeros, which looks a bit like this:
It's like a large, stereotypical version of the UK, with extreme weather, frozen, haunted wastes north of a giant wall, a grim north (seriously), a despicable, backstabbing and hot south, mad weird lands of the east, and rich and vicious westerners.
The land's made up of seven warring lands barely held together by King Robert Baratheon, played by the magnificent Mark Addy. He's clearly wasted in those crappy Tesco adverts. Just look at him here. Wot a geezer.
As I mentioned a moment ago, there are 7 kingdoms run by different families, each with banners, showing a different animal and family sayings for each (see below)
You get the idea - now scroll back up again and rewatch the title sequence vid. The banners next to the name of each actor are set, according to their house (and I think the one of the Queen and the Heir to the throne, change from the Baratheon stag to Lannister lion, because they're both). Each family also has very strong physical characteristics. The title map sequence also changes each time we're introduced to a new place that's integral to the plot. I like little touches like that.
Hmm. I seriously think my OCD is playing up.
There's a cracking, Brit-heavy cast, led by Sean Bean (or as my in-laws call him, Seen Been) as Lord Edard (Ned) Stark. Basically he rules the North, and is the most honourable man in existence - and as Mr T would say, he's a damn fool. Frankly old Sean's not Sharpe anymore, but is still clearly a bit of a chap and a hard bastard in real life. He got punched and stabbed outside a pub this week while defending his woman's honour - but felt nowt).
The rest of the cast is a bloody treat, Lena Headey does her angry tuff (unloved) Queen-bit again (unloved by the King, that is), Her father is played by a very scary Charles Dance and the fantastic Peter Dinklage is her younger brother Tyrion (the Imp), who literally steals every single scene he's in. That man has never been bad in anything he's done.
Anyway, catch it while you can - it's brilliant.
Monday, 18 April 2011
Crossing the Rubicon
Sad fact. Crossing the Rubicon comes from the moment in Roman History, when Julius Caesar crossed from being the protector of the Roman republic, to it's conquering emperor. It was literally the point when his legions crossed a shallow river in north east Italy, called "Rubicon", which the Senate regarded as an act of war, a sort of revolutionary or political point of no return, so to speak.
But you knew that, didn't you?
What this has to do with AMCs Rubicon, now showing on BBC4, (freeview's home of quality foreign drama), Feck knows.
But that might be the point - it's conspiracy drama number two this year (after the "who can be arsed with it anymore?" Event).
This is a bit more low key and subtle, playing out like one of those magnificent 70's conspiracy thrillers, like All the President's Men , the Parallax View and the like.
Will Travers(James Badge Dale from The Pacific) is an intelligence analyst with a think-tank called the American Policy Institute, which advises the State Department on exactly what the bloody hell is going on across the world.
Y'know, they're the sort of weirdo smart-arses that before last Christmas would have said "see that North Africa...revolutions in the spring. Guaranteed. Maybe even Libya too..", while the rest of us would have been going "Shut-up!" (like some of the characters from The only way is Essex)
Will's boss gets killed in the first episode, and he gets promoted. At that point, he gradually realises he works for some immensely strange and creepy people, and they might actually be up to no good (as my mother would say).
.
The Rubicon of the title may refer to the extent of the conspiracy itself, which may actually be akin to Caesar's challenge to the Republic (y'see? I don't just sit down at my computer and throw this shit together, y'know - it's crafted I tell you, crafted)
But...
Rubicon has already been cancelled in the states. And there's a good reason why. I'll give you a clue. Watch that trailer again with the sound off. Now mentally ignore the jump cuts (the trailer editor's way of injecting immediacy into a story) and the partially sped-up panning shots (which don't happen in the programme). Then take away the only real action shot at the end (the train hurtling towards you). What do you have left? Lots of scenes of Will Travers shitting on about something. And scribbling lots of notes. And looking a bit moody and constipated and in need of a haircut. Oh and there's a few shots of his secretary/PA Maggie Young (played by Jessica Collins) looking chic with nice hair.
Yup, there is no action to speak of. I tried watching Rubicon previously, but (time to 'fess up here) I fell asleep halfway through the second episode.
That's not a great recommendation is it? but I think the best is yet to come with the show on BBC4 - it may well be worth sticking with. Take a look at this...
http://youtu.be/wf1-778Uh54
(youtube won't let me embed it - click on it, it's worth watching the clip all the way through). Superb dialogue. And as the West Wing proved, dialogue heavy shows can make cracking viewing.
This time, I swear I'll stick with it, without my GLW nudging me in the ribs to wake me up. I'll report back on it soon.
But you knew that, didn't you?
What this has to do with AMCs Rubicon, now showing on BBC4, (freeview's home of quality foreign drama), Feck knows.
But that might be the point - it's conspiracy drama number two this year (after the "who can be arsed with it anymore?" Event).
This is a bit more low key and subtle, playing out like one of those magnificent 70's conspiracy thrillers, like All the President's Men , the Parallax View and the like.
Will Travers(James Badge Dale from The Pacific) is an intelligence analyst with a think-tank called the American Policy Institute, which advises the State Department on exactly what the bloody hell is going on across the world.
Y'know, they're the sort of weirdo smart-arses that before last Christmas would have said "see that North Africa...revolutions in the spring. Guaranteed. Maybe even Libya too..", while the rest of us would have been going "Shut-up!" (like some of the characters from The only way is Essex)
Will's boss gets killed in the first episode, and he gets promoted. At that point, he gradually realises he works for some immensely strange and creepy people, and they might actually be up to no good (as my mother would say).
.
The Rubicon of the title may refer to the extent of the conspiracy itself, which may actually be akin to Caesar's challenge to the Republic (y'see? I don't just sit down at my computer and throw this shit together, y'know - it's crafted I tell you, crafted)
But...
Rubicon has already been cancelled in the states. And there's a good reason why. I'll give you a clue. Watch that trailer again with the sound off. Now mentally ignore the jump cuts (the trailer editor's way of injecting immediacy into a story) and the partially sped-up panning shots (which don't happen in the programme). Then take away the only real action shot at the end (the train hurtling towards you). What do you have left? Lots of scenes of Will Travers shitting on about something. And scribbling lots of notes. And looking a bit moody and constipated and in need of a haircut. Oh and there's a few shots of his secretary/PA Maggie Young (played by Jessica Collins) looking chic with nice hair.
Yup, there is no action to speak of. I tried watching Rubicon previously, but (time to 'fess up here) I fell asleep halfway through the second episode.
That's not a great recommendation is it? but I think the best is yet to come with the show on BBC4 - it may well be worth sticking with. Take a look at this...
http://youtu.be/wf1-778Uh54
(youtube won't let me embed it - click on it, it's worth watching the clip all the way through). Superb dialogue. And as the West Wing proved, dialogue heavy shows can make cracking viewing.
This time, I swear I'll stick with it, without my GLW nudging me in the ribs to wake me up. I'll report back on it soon.
Friday, 4 February 2011
What a non event
Just a short update right now. I've got 4 episodes of "the Event" on my PVR. They've been sitting there, unloved, like a jumble sale in the rain (it's not good, it's not right)...10 points if you can guess that lyric.
Anyway, I can't be bothered to watch another episode.
Why did the Event go so wrong, so quickly?
It's not brain surgery, folks. After the initial episodes, with some serious spectacle, we had to put up with an extended road trip, a dithery wimp President who couldn't decide whether the aliens were his friends or not, and even a giant building collapse couldn't help it.....and, and....I can't be bothered to write any more about it.
It won't be missed.
Anyway, I can't be bothered to watch another episode.
Why did the Event go so wrong, so quickly?
It's not brain surgery, folks. After the initial episodes, with some serious spectacle, we had to put up with an extended road trip, a dithery wimp President who couldn't decide whether the aliens were his friends or not, and even a giant building collapse couldn't help it.....and, and....I can't be bothered to write any more about it.
It won't be missed.
Thursday, 20 January 2011
Law and Order UK, explained to a US audience....
I had to bring you this.
The UK version of Law and Order (which we saw on ITV1) - now showing on BBC America HD. For US readers, it's like the Law and Order you know and love...but more like a good solid pair of british Y fronts, the type of pants that helped win the war for blighty. This trailer explains briliantly...
(translation: pants = underwear, Blighty = Britain and even though the trailer says Knackers are what you would call pants, they're actually testicles).
The UK version of Law and Order (which we saw on ITV1) - now showing on BBC America HD. For US readers, it's like the Law and Order you know and love...but more like a good solid pair of british Y fronts, the type of pants that helped win the war for blighty. This trailer explains briliantly...
(translation: pants = underwear, Blighty = Britain and even though the trailer says Knackers are what you would call pants, they're actually testicles).
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